A Matthew is another term for an innuendo.
He turned everything I said into a Matthew
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Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we canβt forget his a sex god!!
girl 1:i had the best sex ever last night
girl 2:yeah it was probably with a matthew
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An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When youβre in trouble heβll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.
Matthew is annoying but a good friend
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A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.
Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right
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a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.
matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure
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-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
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A fuck boy who plays with girls hearts. Very short and rat like
Look, itβs a matthew. βEwβ said Kelly
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