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A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats
He looks at me like mat bailie goats
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.
Source: Esperanza
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.
Source: Esperanza
When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.
Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man
another name for a outdoor straw camping mat
Yo John! Dont forget the yuppa mat so our asses don't burn down at the beach