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Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022


microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022


Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.

Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!

by Stark Mercer May 20, 2024


microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.

Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great

by Condom Ren June 20, 2022


Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman July 1, 2022


Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe

by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022


Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 9, 2024