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Uber minute = 5 minutes
I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.
Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes
It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.
Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute
when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said
"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"
*20 minutes later*
"back"
Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.
I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.
A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.
S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?
When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.
"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes