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moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019


Gettin Moist

Procession to sex; leading up to or starting to have sexual intercourse. Can range anywhere from making out to spitting game to mackin hard.

"I asked if I could barrow her pen, and things started gettin moist!"

by CTroller November 20, 2009


moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods

Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.

by Harold795 November 15, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.

Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....

by U.R.Mom April 2, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 14, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014

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moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

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