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A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.
"What is that? Whole Milk? Jonathan Babin, you are such a Pinchy Mormon."
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When a girl tries to act like a ho or a thot, but they are actually just a good girl looking for attention.
Don: Bro, Samantha is such a bitch, she wouldn’t send me nudes.
Adam: She sounds like a Mormon Thot.
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Dating two or more women at the same time.
Man John is really going Mormon on us! He's dating 4 girls now!!
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A person who acts like a Mormon (hangs out with Mormons, has the lifestyle and values of a Mormon) but is not a Mormon. This type of person is usually part of a different sect of Christianity and believes in things like not consuming drugs that affect the body (i.e. alcohol, caffeine), abstaining from premarital sex, and being an active part of his/her community.
Brian: Jessica's hot as hell, but I can't get with her cause she's a Mormon.
Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.
Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!
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What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities.
Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.
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When a Latter-day Saint ('Mormon') engages themselves in the act of kissing.
"dude, i kissed her last night!"
"man, you got MORMON laid! yeeee ssonn!"
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