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This is the name of the most amazing human on the planet! He has brown hair, blue eyes, and the cutest smile ever. He is funny and never fails to make me laugh. He is the love of my life and miss him so very much!
Connor Murphy, If you ever see this, I hope you will be in my life again someday.
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How spoiled little fucks interpret the motives of the world around them. always thinking that things HAVE to go right for them all the time(to the point where they can't recognize a blessing if it fucked them in the ass) and when it doesnt, the world all of a sudden turns into a hatefilled monster with a sole purpose to turn said person's life into a hell because he cant stop thinking about how his life sucks because one thing didn't go the way it was supposed to in his little bubble/world. Shit happens, the longer you cry about it, the more it affects you, grow up and take control of your emotions dipshit.
person 1: Hey, whats up man!
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
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one to say to go to bed at an early hour, probably got cheesed and de-eyebrowd when being gay at sleepovers when younger.
Hey look seth rosenberg feel asleep at 8! lets cheese the gay!
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girl who like time traveling midgets, putting ice in peoples pants,commenting on how stupid and annoying people are, making taylor sandwiches, and .........addmitting that jack quinn is way better then her at every thing...
it was a magnifent day, with a light wind that seemed to blow through your very soul, and monsturous clouds that resembled fantastic mountains on the far oof horizan. the sky and water seemed to megerge into one, as the green of the landscpe stood still, almost to brilliant to comprehend...then corey was hit by lighting and the day got that much better...
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someone with a clinical tony lovato obsession.
after that MEST show last night, i think i could be a mollie murphy.
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Genuine, but a douche. no one really likes a Jack Murphy but people know who he is. A Jack Murphy is kind of nerdy kid. He has a small group of nerdy friends. The popular kids hate him but her doesn’t care.
Wow look at Jack Murphy he is so ugly.
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MeMber of the St Lunicits. Murphys 1st alubm drops on Sept 23 2003. Murphy Law inculdes Nelly, Seven, StLunics ,ect.. its hot
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