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The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
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When you take mascara from a girls purse put it on the end of your dick and stamp their forehead while sleeping because your to drunk to jerk off on her face.
That chick I went home with last night wouldn't put out so but I was whiskey dicked so I Mushroom Stamped her face.
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When you Crap your pants,and it mushrooms over your Sphincter.You let it set for a few days,and then you have an Anal Mushroom.Or other wise known as,Frog Cake.
"My Kid had an Anal Mushroom in his Pants it had Crusted Over.I had to clean it up as well,damn!It was God Awfu!"
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The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.
"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."
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When you're too drunk to actually get it in.
Yeen: How'd it go with that chick last night?
Hreed: I was super drunk so I only ended up mushroom tipping her.
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Slang Term referring to the male genitals.
Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.
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Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.
"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"
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