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Jumping through my ass

A d-prime phrase used to describe a hectic or busy day. A person being so busy and rushed they literally feel they have turned themselves inside out via their back end to try to get things done.

My day is so hectic I'm jumping through my ass.

by Buckeye Unicorn April 19, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE April 12, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Black ice my ass

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.

Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"

by Lncnmark8 December 5, 2008

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Stomach in my ass

When shooting a powerful gun, you’ll be blown back off your feet. The pain will make you reference β€œMY STOMACH IN MY ASS YO”

Got damn my stomach in my ass!

by ALLBLAX December 2, 2019

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Grab my ass day

On October 19 grab that booty and become one

It’s Grab my ass day and ima grab some ass

by Kayla2000 October 19, 2018

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song β€œVagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

by Soozaaaa February 7, 2021

94πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


You can scan my ass!

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, β€œYou can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019