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Nasty Nate is your worst nightmare in prison. He's big, black & loves fish. He models swimwear & puts out a calendar for his next victims.
You're new in prison & he's gonna want your cocktail... FRUIT!
He can be found, accompanied by the theme of Jaws.. lurking. He's known to be hung like a cob of corn
I heard that Nasty Nate is releasing a new calendar next month.. but that tomorrow he's gonna release his cocktail fruit.. on yo face!
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The most awesome bad-ass call of duty player ever and the nicest person ever...period.
Nate endres kicked ass yesterday, and the day before that, and always will.
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Remember dat preppy rapper guy who sings the chorus in the Eminem cd? And in Snoop's One? And Dr. Dre's? And with Sticky Fingaz? (etc etc)
Must be a pal of some well butted producer...
A:Well, I guess it's izzle-buddy Nate..
B:Whoah, man, ya got it! Fo shizzle it's him!
A:Er... did he ever record a Cd on his own?
B:Not that i know. Hey dude, it costs too much!
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when you bang your friends hot ass moms and all their relatives.
dude, i heard you were with my mom lasts night. you were pulling a nate you chode.
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adj. the state of being covered or retained by a condom.
the boy's penis was condom-nated when he had sex.
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Gay piece of shit with an 2 inch punisher.
Boy: Wanna fuck?
Nate Doge: Only if I give you head first.
Boy: Alright bet.
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nate mead is the most badass fly cat to ever roam the streets of southern california. some say he does not exist..
.. others say he is everywhere at once.
I once saw nate mead in the back alley
of a bar, selling a dope pair of nikes..
collecting the cash, then taking the shoes
back and booking it!
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