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Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.
Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?
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When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
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Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.
I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.
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VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee
Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson
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World re known actor of such movies as: Poltergeist, The Family Stone, Blades of Glory and many more. Best known for his many years as Coach Hayden Fox on the popular 90's sitcom "Coach". In my humble opinion Craig T Nelson could give Chuck Norris the beating of a lifetime.
Top 12 Reasons Why Craig T. Nelson is Better Than Chuck Norris:
Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection
Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.
Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.
Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.
In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.
Craig T gives bacon heart attacks
Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.
Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!
Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again
Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.
One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.
Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
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The act of locking your young lady in a Full Nelson wrestling hold whilst ploughing her from behind.
Spot the dog yelped excitedly as Jack made Jane yelp as he plugged her blow hole with a Balls deep Nelson
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The sexual act of placing an unwilling female in a full nelson and proceeding to penetrate her anally.
Josh took Yuki and placed her little ass in a full anal nelson. She couldn't run and she couldn't get away while she was being penetrated.
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