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Another name for a creepo stalker
Dude, don't pull a JORDAN on me!
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A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.
Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"
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A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.
-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh
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A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.
Jordan: heyday
Me: hey * Blushing
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Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.
Sarah:You know Jordan right
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
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A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties
You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!
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Girl 1:Wow look at that disabled person
Girl 2:He must be a Jordan
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