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Progressive Metal

A form of music that takes a very intelligent person to comprehend and appreciate.
The intelligence is usually shown by the fact that the people that like prog metal can actually spell Dream Theater's name right, as opposed to the people who hate on prog/Dream Theater

Tard: "Dream TheatRE and every other progressive metal band suck!!!!!"

Me: "It's spelled Theater you fucking idiot, go wank to some gay Green Day shit."

by BlackwaterPark June 9, 2010

87πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Thrash Metal

The greatest genre of music on earth. Has amazing bands such as

Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax
Metallica
Testament
Overkill
Exodus
Municipal Waste
Venom

Motorhead
Annihilator

Guy #1- Dude did you see Dave Mustaine's hands fly on that solo!!

Guy #2-Ya that was metal thrashing mad!!! Thrash metal till death!!

by 45465363457456tjrigtgrb October 5, 2010

46πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Metal Health

a taste in good music, such as rock,punk,etc.

Ugh! The Jonas Bros are damaging my metal health!

by Natalie Kaulitz.(i wish) August 23, 2009

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


industrial metal

Yet another wonderful variation of the metal word. It is heavier music that normally includes: a vocalist, bassist, guitarist, drummer, and a pianist(usually playing a keyboard). The music contains very much distortion and added sounds.

Nine Inch Nails, Satic-X

by Innanova February 7, 2004

108πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


sports metal

a genre of hard rock usually heard in sports videogames/sports promos on TV. bands include Creed, Alter Bridge, Disturbed, Trapt, Taproot

Sports metal is worse than metal that supports Jesus.

by Listen to Slayer April 2, 2005

33πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


True Metal

Metal that stays true to the original tenets of the genre. Metal that is about integrity and not getting your music video on MTV or Fuse. Metal that is about staying true to yourself and not following whatever is popular at the moment. Metal that is about the music and not the money. Metal that the makers have put effort and time into, not little effort righteous preaching and teen angst. Metal that you mosh to, not fight invisible ninjas to. Metal that stands the test of time because true metal will never die.

Poser slaying louder than hell hard as diamonds Metal.

Heavy Metal fan: I like Slough Feg, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, Manowar, & Judas Priest.
Thrash Metal fan: I prefer Exodus, Testament, Vio-lence, Evile, and Annihilator.
Prog Metal fan: Those are all good, but I'll Take Dream Theater, Mastodon, Symphony X, and QueensrΓΏche.
Power Metal fan: You can't beat Helloween, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, & 3 Inches of Blood.
Black Metal fan: Bathory, Emperor, Immortal, Mirrorthrone, & Marduk are the best
Death Metal fan: I have to disagree, just look at Death, Morbid Angel, Entombed, Atheist, & Malevolent Creation.
Mallcore poser: Do you guys like Avenged Sevenfold, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Slipknot, KoRn, Mudva...
True Metal fans: Get the fuck out of here you poser faggot
*commences beatdown*

by LouisLeGros April 25, 2009

475πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


horror-metal

Metal based on famine, pestilence, war, death, monsters from the unknown worlds
beneath us, in the darkness, they call to us,
wanting what they don't have. Beware humans you are not alone.

horror-metalwerewolfs vampires zombies ghouls

by Chainsaw Man November 7, 2013