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The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
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A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
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An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
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The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a trashcan, placing your sexual partner in the trashcan, putting the lid on, and then having sex through the hole. When you ajaculate, your partner sticks their head out of the trashcan with an angry face because you finished inside of them.
I met a well-used whore in the alley behind Chumley's for a good-ol Oscar the Snouch.
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When one takes a shit that resembles the characteristics of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street (smell or color)
I just took a shit man it was some mad Oscar Ass
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A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun
Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"
What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you
Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......