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HUT Accounts

dumbass twitter accounts with no life who play NHL all day and bitch about donations and Giveaway shit to get followers

Bro, I lol'd when i saw those HUT accounts. i almost shit myself

by HUT Accounts August 2, 2014


account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

by Lithus November 5, 2017


Create Google Account

what 12 year old's do for every different site...

"CREATE GOOGLE ACCOUNT!? THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN THE SPAN OF 10 MINUTES."

by IMadeThisAccountJustForThissss August 14, 2021


Positive Accountability

Gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.

by July 28, 2024


Positive Accountability

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.

The concept of Positive Accountability equates to gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen

by July 28, 2024


key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018


Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015