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Why is god named god?
Cuz the name Chuck Norris was already taken.
If Chuck Norris has sex with you, he hs the penis and the vagina.
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The one man on earth other than god who manages to get his nuts jocked so much he has his own long list. My main proof for this statement is every other definition of chuck norris here.In my eyes everyone is probably soon to make a religion for him with his own bible.
"god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please."
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the princple of the high school jesus went to.
chuck norris:jesus....i know you can do whatever you want..but dont hurt yourself trying to master the roundhouse kick again.
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Random Person: "I bet Chuck Norris could kick yo azz."
Random Person 2: "I agree because I would kneel down and kiss his holy foot as it slams into my unworthy face, after which I would go home and show my family that I am not worthless because I had been touched by the Holy One."
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Superman and Catwoman once had a son, this boy was tought martial arts by Jackie Chan and learnt how to use the force by Yoda. He had joint lessons from Hitler and Stalin on becoming powerful, and he once took on the whole of sparta.... and won!...
This boy was bullied at school by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicks ass
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At a Toledo Storm hockey game against Trenton one of the Storm players hit Norrie who was on the Trenton team and within seconds he fell on his ass. Pulling a Norrie happens at other hockey games when the other guy falls on the ice within a few seconds of the fight.
While at a hockey game the guy from our team "Scott" hit "Bob" on the other team causing "Bob" to fall on his ass. When "Bob" entered the penalty box a fan called out "HEY BOB WAY TO PULL A NORRIE!!!!"
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