Smokin' some hella weed.
Big boi: Ima go out eating clouds.
An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.
Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.
Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
It usually means that you are zoning out or "not there" by not focusing on the world around you.
Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."
Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."
Guy: "Oh."
When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.
He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.
Alternate word for tropical cyclone.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, look at this spinny cloud in the Atlantic Ocean named Bret"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"
The act of; using social or electronic media to broadcast to parties outside of the conflict in order to shame someone into meeting the opposing person's demands.
Cindy is using cloud shaming on Steve, she sent an email to everyone in the office about how its unfair she can't use his espresso machine when he's not around.