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The noise men make while defecating in a public restroom. The strain and nose.
You walk into DFW and here some guy go .."hugggghhhhhhh", like he's trying to bend steel. Yet, he is just trying to pass a turd. " Good God, is that guy bending steel in there"?!!!!!!
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When my foots on the throttle there's no looking back
I leave the motor tickin' over when she's back on the track
I've got a 68 Chevy with pipes on the side
You know she's my idea of beauty, that's what I drive
She's got wheels, wheels of steel
She's got wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
Talking 'bout my wheels of steel
I don't take no jibe from the motorway pigs
When I'm crusin' down the freeway I don't get no lifts
If you see me coming get out of my way
You know a Trans Am didn't, I blew it away
She's got wheels, wheels of steel
She's got wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
My my my my wheels of steel
I'm burnin' aviation fuel my foot's to the floor
Ya know she's crusin one-forty she'd do even more
I'm burnin' solid rubber I don't take no bull
'Cause my wheels of steel are rolling
They're rolling your way
She's got wheels, wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
My my my wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
Talking 'bout my wheels of steel
Look out, uh
I'm burnin' aviation fuel my foot's to the floor
Ya know she's crusin' one- forty she'd do even more
I'm burnin' solid rubber I don't take no bull (shit)
'Cause my wheels of steel are rolling
If you're comin' come quick
She's got wheels, wheels of steel
She's got wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
My my my wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
Talking 'bout my wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
Wheels of steel
My my wheels of steel
Uh, ya, wheels of steel
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when two dudes give each other a clinking penis high five with their prince alberts
dan and chang whipped out their schlongs and steel saluted for the delight of liza and tina.
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Nickname for the Pittsburgh Steelers defense, particularly in the 70’s. Made famous for big hits, goal line stands, interceptions, sacks, and continuous penetration through the O-line. A more modernized version is being reconstructed in Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Damn bro! The Steel Curtain just fucking smashed the Browns Quarterback!
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The BEST physics and math teacher out there! IQ over 200 and a great rock climber.
Mike Steele Is the best teacher NA.
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having a boner while fingering and old lady at the same time your tossing her salad.
"hey lastnight i went to pick up johnny at his grandmas house..he took longer than expected so his grandma asked me to come in one thing lead to another and i performed a steel guitar."
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Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.
Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.
Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.
Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!