Ruby Tuesday

The act of one man snorting a line of cocaine off another mans erect penis. The longer the penis the greater the high.

Bill: Weird... my dicks hard as a rock!
Frank: Rly? Wanna go Ruby Tuesday?

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Taco Tuesday

Taco Tuesday is a weekly bicycle ride based in Los Angeles California. We meet up every Tuesday night and ride around Los Angeles stopping at different parks and landmarks along the way. Sometimes it ends with a stop at a taco place. Good food, good friends and good music. QUE VIVAN LOS TACOS!!!

Man, we rode all the way from Culver City to DTLA then to Hollywood last night on Taco Tuesday.

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Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

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No lube tuesday

Every Tuesday you lock the lube away and go all natural.

KK had a rash, but it was No lube tuesday so i understood

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Two for Tuesdays

Popeye's two piece specials offered on Tuesdays. It used to be two pieces of chicken (leg and thigh) for 99 cents, but it now cost $1.29. Always draws a large crowd.

Tony: I'm hungry af
Shaun: I only have $4, but we can hit up that Two for Tuesdays
Tony: Thanks man, I got you next time

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Topless Tuesday

Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.

Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.

Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.

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Toonie Tuesday

In Canada, KFC sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they're not allowed to legally include in a meal. It normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 Canadian Dollars (a toonie). Usually it's just hobos or old people who actually buy it.

Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.

grandma: "Well why don't we go to KFC now? it's Toonie Tuesday so it'll only cost two bucks eh."

grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."

grandma: "Sweet!"

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