A person (usually male) that really loves dick
That Troy! Such a helmet goblin
A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!
A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together
Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!
The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"
Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?
when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.
Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...
exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.
when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.