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Vagina eyes

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019


Maple eye

Maple Eye is contracted when someone pours maple syrup inside of their anus and farts in a confined space

The particles effect the eyes similar to the way you get pink eye from farting on a pillow.

Pete got maple eye from a stripper in Canada

by PacoConTaco May 14, 2016


Lobby Eyes

having to split one's attention between a videogame and their discord friend such that the friend(s) only receive attention when idling in the menu or lobby between games.

It's only when you're in the lobby, that you pay attention to your friends; you're giving them the Lobby Eyes.

by Trylobot September 10, 2022


gapey eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.

What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?

by gaping eyes February 13, 2015


Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?

Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.

by Owl Manning November 26, 2010


Lemon eyes

The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.

Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids October 30, 2019


Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

by Lt 50 December 2, 2009