flop sauce

The action of not showing up, to a pre-set meeting or event. The use of an emoticon to symbolize the action of flop saucing may also be acceptable.

Dude here we are with the flop sauce again. You sauced all over this one.

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.

Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???

Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".

Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."

flop a sack

In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."

I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.

Ramsey flop

When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice

Bro I gave her the Ramsey flop last night

Hoodgie Flop

When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!

My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.