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shock jock

A radio broadcaster that discusses subject matter and/or use language that can be considered controversial and/or offensive to one or more social groups soley in an effort to get a reaction from one or more social groups.

Many have called Howard Stern a shock jock due to his constant discussions about lesbians, sex, and other controversial topics.

by F Jackie August 19, 2003

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Band Jocks

(1) The preferred term for ANYONE who is a hard working member of a high school, college or university marching band.

(2) any marching band member who also plays varsity sports for their school.

Wow!! Those Band Jocks are working very hard for their upcoming halftime show!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009

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jock wedgie

when comes up behind you in a sport and grabs your jock strap athletic supporter and pulls up hard making the back straps go up your butt.

I was given a jock wedgie by my wrestling teamate for beating him in the meet so while i was changing i was in only my strap while he quietly came up behind me and grabbed it so high that he hung me from the ceiling light and i still touched the ground. then made me watch him take his strap off and put it over my noise and mouth while he tea bagged me.

by hotty June 30, 2006

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anti-jock

Highly intellectual people, who know that a few years from now, it won't matter how many trophies you have, or how cool you were, cause you will probably end up working for some idiot who underpays. While jocks go around looking down on anyone not in their clique, anti-jocks are friendly (dispite popular belief) and are mainly friends with everyone. Except for jocks. Even anti-jock girls don't talk about make-up. Anti-jocks normally follow thair own fashion rules, unlike preppy girls who all look alike. Dispite what other people may think, thay're very happy with the way they are.

Jock guy: Hey Courtney
Preppy girl: Hey Craig!

(Later)
Preppy girl: Craig is soooo hot!
Preppy friend: Omgz, you're soooo totally right
Nearby anti-jock: Wtf? Get a life you mindless loser
Another nearby anti-jock: Sheep.

by I_Killed_Amelia September 16, 2006

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Abercrombie Jock

-An almost inevitable stage of every adolescent boy's life, where Abercrombie and Fitch is worn most and playing 'manly' sports is considered the most popular. Being obnoxious is also very common among Abercrombie Jocks.

-A self righteous jackass.

Natasha: "Who's Joe?"

Samantha: "One of those Abercrombie Jocks."

Natasha: "Oh!... which one... they all kinda look the same."

by fruielagblia October 21, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jock oreo

A guy who's a jock on the outside and a nerd on the inside.

I bet you've met someone! I bet you've met a tasty delicious jock oreo! I bet you're OBSESSED with his ripling abs and creamy pecs! EH?!

( http://whitedog1.deviantart.com/art/rehearsal-4-116505700 )

by billy bob173847 March 21, 2009

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Jabber Jock

Individuals who have no regard for the feelings of other persons, ethnic groups, etc. Jabber jocks usually are abortion enthusiasts, laugh at natural disasters, and take extreme delight in the abuse and death of children and the elderly.

Sabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton is such a Jabber Jock, she can't stop jiggling her jizz rocket while taking a choft, which was brought on by eating a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry and splitting a toblerone

by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005

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