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mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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Mitch and aston!

by astmitch March 22, 2012


Murky Mitch

hypocritical, wishy-washy, feeble

The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.

Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.

After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.

During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.

- Person 1: We need to send immigrants back to their original country!"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"

by jasonbrazen April 1, 2021


Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.

Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.

by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022


TT Mitch

someone who is so incredibly dead at football that they can miss an open net 2 metres out

player 1: he's got an open goal
player 2: don't worry its TT Mitch

by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020


Mitch

An expression used when your ability to curse is limited and someone is really annoying you

Leave me alone you mitch!
Stop mitching me!
Stop being such a mitch to everyone.
You mitch.

by ZookaV November 20, 2015


Mitch

Cock too big

Mitch fr

by notmitch22815 January 10, 2021


mitch

Male bitch

This guy Juboi is the utter representation of a Mitch

by BeccaBites February 1, 2021