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Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.
Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!
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to fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.
i spit fucked mike in an alley, and then gave him a dirty sanchez.
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Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro
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The mayonaisse on her shirt, looked more like "bag spit" than a food stain.
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blowing a load on a woman's upper lip.
I gave Linda a spit mustache the other night!
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A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.
'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'
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"Don't spit in the wind" is a commonly euphemized phrase in the USA, out of "Don't piss in the wind," a British nautical phrase with a literal meaning. Both phrases mean "Don't do something self-defeating," in the sense of "If you try to expectorate (urinate), don't do it into (against) the wind or the saliva (urine) will blow back on you in a nasty way."
A futile act is "spitting in the wind." So is a selfless but unheeding act that "boomerangs" or has dire consequences the doer hadn't contemplated, an act that "did more harm than good."
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape /
You don't spit in the wind / *or 'into the wind'
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger /
and you don't mess around with Jim."
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Popular song, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", ca. 1972,
James (Jim) Croce, singer/songwriter.
Lyrics copyright (c) EMI Music Publishing (as of this date).
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