Dick-In-The-Yard

To be so completely wasted that you end up the next morning face down with your dick in the yard.

Guy 1: Man, I wasn't THAT zooted.
Guy 2: Dude, you were so dick-in-the-yard that we had to drag you back to your dorm.

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Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

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yard weed

Sensimilia ,pressed weed from jamaica

This is yard weed from back home jamaica

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hunk yard

A yard or estate owned by a beautiful person.

The actor has a beautiful mansion and hunk yard.

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Yard Hopping

When you and a bunch of your friends get drunk or high and decide to steal random stuff from people's yards (potted plants, xmas lights, garden gnomes, etc)

Person 1: "Hey, let's get drunk and go yard hopping! I need some more potted plants for my patio!"
Person 2: "Okay! I'll grab my car, you get the bottle and a blunt!"

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raking the yard

The act of coming the pubes

Drew totally came over and is "raking the yard"

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Yard-Sale

When a girl goes through their purse, normally large in size,pulling everything out. Sometimes including clothes, nail polish, pens, paper, etc.

"Wow, she she is having a Yard-Sale over there looking for her pen."

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