ROB/onion

One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time

Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an hour ago

Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.

"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"

Onion Princess

Stephanie Soo is the official onion princess

"Gimme all the onions "
*eats a burger that is basically just onions*
"Can I officially be called the onion princess now?"

spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

onion meat

meat with onions in it.

this spaghetti sauce has onion meat in it.

Trash onion

A belief system, basis of an opinion, or legal brief that is full of errors, and as you try to analyze each of those errors doing so reveals more layers of errors underneath.

I've already found nearly a hundred factual errors, mistatements of precedents and errors of basic law. This filing is a trash onion.

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*