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One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time
Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an hour ago
when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base
Jason had an onion tits moment
When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy
"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"
An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.
Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.
That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.
When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.
Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.