German Oven

With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.

As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.

A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.

Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*

Anne: Okay, mein Fürher

*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*

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dutch oven

A large heavy pot used for slow cooking.

The dog's head was too large to fit in the sauce pan, but I had a Dutch oven stored at the back of the cupboard and it sufficied.

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dutch oven

Also known as Stick-it. Royal Artillery game played on return to camp, after being out eating compo/mre for months. The pads/married folk would go back to there wives and wait, brewing up for the 2nd nights bedtime hour. Wife comes to bed, release then the warm air weasel of doom. Moving the wifes head into under cover position. Then

dutch oven::Let's see how long you can Stick-it, baby !!

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oven puppet

A derogatory word that describes a goup of individuals who practice judaism. Also known as a Jew.

C'mon you big nosed penny pinchin oven puppet, let me borrow a dollar.

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swedish oven

when 2 people are sleeping togeather and as soon as your segnificent outher dozes off you put the blanket over his/hers head and fart to wake them up so the stink lingers as long as possible

on my honneymoon i gave amber a swedish oven

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Jamaican Oven

Waiting until the shower is nice and steamy, and then letting one rip. The smell combines with the steam to make a smelly gas.

Before my girlfriend got into the shower I made it a Jamaican oven.

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Drutch Oven

When a woman fart in her dress and put her bottom/skirt over someone's head to smell the fart.

"Come here!""AH-HA...drutch oven!"

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