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Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8?
Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!
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When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
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A tablet that is designed to look like an iPad but it's much cheaper, harder to use and slower.
Dick: Merry Christmas Wendy I hope you like your present!
Wendy: I hate it it's a Li-Pad!
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The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.
Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?
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The act of slapping someone across the face with a used feminine napkin.
You are asking for a serious pad-slapping.
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A person whom is frequently sketchy
Nah, man, hes always sketchy. That dude is a sketch pad.
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While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.
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