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li-pad

A tablet that is designed to look like an iPad but it's much cheaper, harder to use and slower.

Dick: Merry Christmas Wendy I hope you like your present!

Wendy: I hate it it's a Li-Pad!

by MyFreddie22 April 17, 2016


Shin Pads

Devices used strictly to do one thing. Get pussy.

James got hella tang using his shin pads.

by Smash me May 01, 2015


Pad Slapping

The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.

Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?

by Pad Slapped April 26, 2019


Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 08, 2020


Pad-slap

The act of slapping someone across the face with a used feminine napkin.

You are asking for a serious pad-slapping.

by WrathOfKron December 13, 2012


sketch pad

A person whom is frequently sketchy

Nah, man, hes always sketchy. That dude is a sketch pad.

by QNA February 02, 2008


pad thai

Slang for marijuana.

While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.

by Aandy June 20, 2008