Stealing a pen

A stupid slut named frey let’s a girl “steal his pen” which is code for “screw hailegh im going to go have sex with this girl that just stole my pen because i love sex and am trying to get to 70 kisses”

being defined: stealing a pen

girl- hey why did u steal my pen?
frey- i want to have sex with you!

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d-pen

Short for double penetration, the act of plugging more than one hole of a girl with penis'. The girl is usually a cooze, but some are also very innocent

"Jason and I had her in the mouth and butt at the same time last night! Total D-pen action!"

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Pen!s

A Other word for a penis when typing

“Long Pen!s”

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king pen

To run business, usually illegal, from prison.

My uncle is a king pen

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pen fight

My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!

Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*

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fugee pen

A detention centre (read penitentiary) for asylum seekers and refugees.

Dude, I was in the fugee pen for two years before they let me out.

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Pen island

Penis land. (a.k.a. penisland - a porn site)

Have you ever been on pen island?

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