cell phone

Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

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phone phreak

also known as "phreaker". this individual is an explorer of the inner workings of the public telephone network.

1. Cuebiz is a phone phreak.
2. Kandy Acid is a phone phreak.
3. Subex is a phone phreak.

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Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

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Phone Mack

Often mistaken for phone sex, phone macking is simply the act of masturbating over the phone, but without saying stupid cybersex-ish things like, "I take off your left sock." Must consist of both parties masturbating, otherwise it is phone rape.

hey jon, wanna phone mack?

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Burner Phone

A phone - typically prepaid - that's used temporarily and then disposed of, a.k.a "burned". Usually a cheap flip phone, and has had a resurgence in pop culture relevance because of tv shows like The Wire and Breaking Bad. Either bought for cheap at a convenience store, or got online since there's now literally an app called Burner.

-"I gotta make a call but I don't want it logged on my number."
-"Alright just go get a burner phone and use that instead then."

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Phone sex

The act of masturbation while imagining that the person over the line that you're talking to is sexually interacting with you, and vice versa.

I lived far away from her, so the two of us had some hot phone sex.

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Phone Bone

Having sexual relations of some kind over the telephone. Phone sex.

"Hey Paul, when was the last time we had phone bone? You've been gone for so long.

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