portugese pin-down

the act of taking off someone's glasses while they're asleep, pooping across the bridge of the nose and pushing the glasses down until they're stuck to the face of the person sleeping.

last night Dru fell asleep geared up with his glasses on so i decided to portugese pin-down him since he waffle pressed my computer

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Split Her Pins

To part a womens legs to gain access to her sweet vagina

Melissa is so hot, i can't wait to split her pins and taste that sweetness!

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Human Pin Cushion

A whore, slut, or girl that receives alot of cock

That bitch right there is a human pin cushion

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pin-point burp

After burping select an ususpecting person and blow the rank, and foul gas toward there face lightly enough for the person to inhale.

"After eating my chili hotdog, I blew a pin-point burp in Ross's direction which he generously inhaled."

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roll dem pins

An acknowledgment or expression of good will between two pimps; verbal Affirmations, often coupled with Gestures, that are an integral part of two pimps comfirming good spirits and times.

Jonny Rimar : Hey, man what's goin on?
JJSmedi : Nuttin much cat- just rollin dem pins
Jonny Rimar : Ya man, i feel you.
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Salt : Pirtz! Where'd you get that ugly, yellow H2?
Pirtz : I won it man!
Saltz : (High-fives Pirtz) Thats it boy- roll dem pins.

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pin-up asian

The pin-up asian is commonly found in Japan (usually in jail after caught exposing herself to children at playgrounds). The pin-up asian is sometimes elusive and will not get caught with indecent exposure due to the fact that she can be confused for a small asian boy. Her hobbies include: day-time prostitution, sushi rolling, cross dressing, impersonating crossing guards at preschools so that she can be near children, and underwater basket weaving. The pin-up asian is unable to reproduce due to her chromosomal abnormalities and is therefore on the endangered species list. Wanted dead or alive, reward for her mounted trophy head.

Is that pin-up asian day-time hooking again? Who does that?

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One pin bowling

The finely crafted art of 2 fingers and 1 thumb in the males clay pit whilst tugging on his single pin and aiming for a strike.

Suzie went for a clean strike when she put her fingers in my hooter whilst I was wanking in her face she told me she was one pin bowling.

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