pinching a chenery

(verb) 1. Descriptive word(s) used to describe the act of defecating a large thick sweaty meaty chud in a public area immediately after eating greasy food.

(verb) 2. Arresting anyone named Chenery on any number of various greasy offenses, usually related to nonpayment of child support.

Cleetus saw that twat Michael pinching a chenery on the hotel lobby floor after eating 17 sliders and downing 12 warm Bud Lights.

Wow, the police are to be commended for pinching a chenery there by nabbing that farple manooney for not even supporting his own kids.

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Pinch the tip

The act of ejaculating into the foreskin whilst holding it closed with ones fingers. It is a common practice for horny teens who are unable to predict when they may have the urges to masturbate in bed. It allows the young man to sneak to the bathroom without any splash on the sheets.

I was so horny last night that I had no time to prepare. My only option was to pinch the tip.

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pinch and scuttle

1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away

2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.

3. to dine and dash

4. to go or leave

1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.

2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"

3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.

4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.

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pinch hit

When one is too intoxicated to have sex, or has already passed out and a female is left alone a pinch hitter is called to get the job done

Dude, he's out cold anyone going to step up to the plate and pinch hit?

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Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

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Pinch Hit

When you take a blunt or joint, light the mouthpiece end of it, and put it in the hole of a bluntinator. You then blow into the bluntinator and someone else breathes in the smoke that is coming out of the blunt or joint sticking out of the bluntinator. Similar to shotgun

You should pinch hit that blunt.

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pinch a pound

when you can put your hand on someones stomach (usually women) and squeeze you are able to grab a full pound of flab.

when you met your girl skinny and now all she does is sit on her fat ass...for so long you can now pinch a pound were her abs used to or should be!

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