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Instead of damn! Shit! Or any other expletive.
The vacuum broke. You say:
Oh Piss! I need a new vacuum.
Another word for your junk
Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine
Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".
Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*
the long piss taken after getting high as shit
1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude
Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee
Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice
Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)
When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.
The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet