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Please someone help me I need help holy shit please
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a sentence that is used by horny females or passive gays
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something that someone says when they wanna die u feel
hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me
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Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.
Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."
Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."
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A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.
R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.
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A phrase used to encourage one to elevate their standards, behaviour, practices, ethics or generally anything.
Olivia Jachim: omg I cant get any good job cuz all them high paying ones keep testing for drug use and I need my weed!!!!
Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?
Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—
Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.
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A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.
*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).
Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!
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