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An Apple property discovered by Jeon Jungkook in the VLive comments. Don’t worry, even if you eat it, you will be alright…..ONLY……only if you’re JK
Jk: “Night apple is……”
*furiously searches Papago for the right word*
Jk: “Poison!”
Jk: “Night apple is poison apple……but…I’m ok…because……………………I’m JK ✨”
Annoying, selfish, oblivious and lazy.
Poison from The TFMA Franchise is pointless.
The poison that comes from the Vagina, not an STD, sometimes deadly.
man 1: Dude You heard olivia gave Bobby the Va-Jay-Jay poison.
man 2: yea man he almost died.
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The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
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Poison Dagger Fish Hook is when youy doin somone the dog position and finger there ass getting it dirty and Hook that finger in the corner of there Mouth . Getting the wILD RIDE
Mate Poison Dagger Fish Hook that Bitch last night and she give the mean as ride just hang on
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Irony Poisoning - Dying from or being injured, maimed, impaired or otherwise abhorrent to the constant homogeneous barrage of irony this life is.
The Irony Poisoning of the situation was, he would have tried help; but no matter how hard he had in the past , he somehow always became the villain .
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Acting gay and looking gay while not being gay.
Person A: Yo, is he gay?
Person B: No he has Freddie Mercury poisoning?
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