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potty potato

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

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because potato

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

by _ROV_ June 29, 2018


because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020


Woke potato

Woke potato is a person whose mental capacities have been destroyed by ideology. It refers to the slang use of potato as someone being uninteresting, dull or strange. Many social science disciplines produce woke potatoes, for example Feminist studies which cherry pick all evidence which shows women to be marginalized while ignoring all the evidence - especially legal regulations - which show women to be favored.
A characterizing trait of woke potatoes is that they cherry pick their evidence so that it suits their ideology. The worldview of a woke potato is unscientific, subjective but always politically correct.

John: What's Chris up to? I've heard he is studying women studies at University of California?
Michael: Yes, he really changed and he is now this bitter, rambling sob. It's hard to talk to him now.

John: What do you mean?

Michael: Well he lives in this strange echo chamber. He basically ignores all evidence that does not support his worldview and is always rambling about the patriarchy.
John: Sound like he has become a complete woke potato.
Michael: Very true. It's difficult to reach him since he does not accept empirical evidence. It's all about historical injustices and narratives, and of course a lot of cherry picked evidence.

by Skeptic234234 March 10, 2023


Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022


Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , Iโ€™ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 3, 2021


Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

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