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What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.
You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
What me and you are doing right now.
"Like mate, stop procrastinating
what you are doing right now….
stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.
The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.
"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"
The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.
I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.
This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza