Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.
Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.
Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush
U have a brain of the Professional
A professional 'ho', is a woman in the rap game with bars.
They sing about their coochies, vaginas, cat, vulva, punani. The whole thing, they have to mention their privates in any way.
This girl is a professional 'ho'. And this is a ho with BARS!!!!!
A woman in the rap game that emotes a lot of attention to their vaginas.
She is a professional Ho...
She a ho with BARS!!!!
This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.
Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.
A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.
I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.