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pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

by pmkinbandito October 20, 2010


pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013


Fuck Pumpkin

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"

The night was getting late so I dove on the grenade and took the Fuck Pumpkin home.

by Stigglyz June 23, 2011


hungry pumpkin

a game on scratch that now a meme

young boy:wanna play hungry pumpkin
bro:memes

by thatonekidonscratch October 26, 2020


Creamy Pumpkin

When you make a girl come using the same tool you scoop pumpkin seeds from Jack-O-Lantern with.

Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.

by juicedizzle November 09, 2011


Pumpkin butter

A hot, orange, mushy, and formless bowel movement.

After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.

by Sean1331 March 13, 2019


pumpkin crotch

Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.

Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?

by Rotten Sack Of Potatoes March 02, 2008