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city punch

City punch is both a delicious and cheap alternative to any bevaerage that has an overabundance of sugar. The only two ingredients in city punch are sugar and water. A few drops of food coloring may even be added so that the appearance of actual kool-aid may be acheived. The recipe of city punch was revealed to many ignorant and rich white viewers by Pretty Ricky on the television show Cribs. These viewers have likely and will likely never indulge in the the poor mans sugar drink.

Wayne: Goddam it's hot, and we all out of kool-aid mix.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.

by Ian Christopher June 27, 2007

101πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

60πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


punch in the face

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.

Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.

by Bagelhat October 18, 2010

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Air Punch

The act of throwing a punch in the air intended for someone or something, but without the physical contact. Usually done in an act of frustration and anger caused by the person or object used.

The stupid TV keeps shutting off. (An air punch is thrown toward the television.)

A quarrel in a type of relationship--the person air punches the other behind his/her back. The abusee feels the movement of air and can feel threatened, which leads to domestic violence.

A woman who suffers from PMS may show frustration through air punching.

Control air punching so that one doesn’t end up in an asylum or hospitalized.

by Latiga February 13, 2010

31πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014


Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat

Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?

by Spitman209 January 18, 2011


Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."

Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.

by raidersofthelostslang October 13, 2017