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A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.
Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.
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The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.
OR
Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.
Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.
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describes a race between two erepublik players - Krimpie and wincenty1. They raced to 2500 strength points in game. Wincenty1 won it. Since that time Krimpie is devastated.
- U remember the big race?
- Yeah Krimpie was so pissed that he lost.
A girl who is usually fast and loose and jumps around from guy to guy in the car scene/race scene. Is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn. A girl who spends a weekend in the scene, mostly on their back, and thinks all of sudden, they know all there is to know about the scene.
Zach's done hooked up with another race cricket, she's such a hoe.
1200 horsepower Chevy Cavelier. Used to beat STI's and supercars.
Me and your mom had a grand time in the race cavy, last night faggot
The act of popping a Viagra and boning as many chicks as possible in a 4 hour period.
Carson went viagra racing last night and broke his record by 2 chicks
When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.
yo im not racist, i just pity my race
Race pity is totally fine bro