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When Red Robin's burgers and salsa make you shit uncontrollably and get a rash around your ass.
I got Red Robin rash last time I ate Red Robin's burgers.
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Get 3 beers and get two willing female participants. Let them get "drunk". Tell all of you friends that you can't drink because of Islam, and tell the girls that you are "plastered and you want to experiment". Take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. Proceed to fornicate.
"So did you here about Ali Baba last night? He met these two sluts and pulled The Ass Rash Special!"
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One who receives an abrasion to the face from falling under the influence.
Julia, that's a nasty bit of curb rash you've got there. You lush you.
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A disease that causes you get black spots most commonly on one forearm, but sometimes on both over night and most certainly causes death within 2 days. Not enough is known to establish the root of this rare disease.
Black Flat Rash
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a condom, latex like product to prevent pretty much everything.
Thank goodness, I had my penis rash vest on last night or else I would have contracted her infection.
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when you fall out of a car, bike, etc., and scrape your balls on the floor
Man we were going 80 and i fell out of the car. Got some major ball sack road rash you gotta see.
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A severe form of fungal infection paralyzing the barse and balls of the Russian fighters in Ukraine. Reported to be having a major impact on troops morale with many soldiers sending up the white flag 🏳 rather than suffering prolonged exposure.
Background: When Vladimir Putin launched his special operation in Donbass he failed to equip his fighting force with adequate santiary provisions resulting in widespread outbreak of this dangerous inflammation on the privates privates.
From a fighting force of over 90,000 men, as of April 15 2022, not one pair of clean underpants 🩲 was available for the brave Russian infantry.
Some trenches have reported angry puss filled welts the size of snooker balls and desperate soldiers are now diverting much needed drinking water towards washing their fetid undies for fear of the infection spreading.
Although the rash can be treated with calamine lotion and sudacrem, these items are among the first to be looted by the invading force and are rumoured to be trading on the black market for $100 per scoop.
Oh mate, I've been driving this tank for 3 days my baws are so itchy! You might want to have yourself a little shower Sergei and try washing your undies, sounds to me like you might have an easy onset case of the dreaded Donbass Nappy Rash. 🏳
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