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You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.
Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.
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When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.
I just got done playing basketball and made Betty give me a Texas Big Rig
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Doing a line of cocaine off a hard penis and then giving a blow job so hard you throw up.
I gave her a dusty oil rig last night and she wasnt happy.
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The National Rigged Association (NRA) is a group that is always watching. They are always the reason you lose, they rigged the game.
Bruh they were hacking, it's the National Rigged Association!
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Ripping your shirt off at any opportunity, thus exposing your muscles.
Did you see Myles at the conference? Someone yelled "Get your rig out!" and he had his shirt off in ten seconds flat!
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Having anal sex with a chick while she has diarrhea or post laxative ingestion and you pull out and a shit geyser spews from her turd cutter like an oil rig.
I was banging Sarah last night and her shitter was spewing like a North Dakota Oil Rig
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When you get completely pwned while trying to fly through the rings in Superman 64.
Jimmy just got big rig 64'd when he missed that ring, while playing Superman 64.
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