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find the biggest and most disgustion women, take her to a hotel, and proceed to have intercourse doggy style, then lean over her and whisper in her ear that you have super aids or tell her that she is the fattest ugliest bitch you have ever seen in your life, lastly hold on to her for dear life until she can buck you off.
Louisiana Rodeo
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The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).
My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.
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Covering a condom with icy hot and then fucking a girl in her ass and vagina - see how long you can hold on before getting bucked off.
We got shit-faced drunk and did the tampa rodeo to some party slut.
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Very secret, little know BDSM ritual. Not much is known about it, as participants seem to be very secretive, but it seems only kosher dills (referred to as dilldos) are used.
"She was dehydrated and needed a fresh water douche after all the time riding in the Pickle Rodeo"
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When you are doing a girl doggy style and have ur friend hide in the closet with a video camera. When you call him/her out of the closet you hang onto the girls tits and see how long you can hang on for.
I exampled it in Definition and background.
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A variation of the classic rodeo: Instead of some blacked out slam pig you find a girl with epilepsy, and as soon as you scream rodeo someone flicks on a strobe light to trigger an epileptic seizure.
Hey look at that girl with the helmet on... i feel like tonight is disco rodeo night.
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Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!
Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude2: Excellent!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar
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