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The act of sitting in a chair for FAR too long and your butt grows roots.
"I have worked my 12 hour shift and it was really slow, I think my butt has grown butt roots."
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A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
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A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root
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N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.
"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."
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When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.
Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.
"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."
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Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.
Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".
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To have sex in the woods. To get naked in the forest and having wild animal sex.
My girlfriend and I go out to the wilderness to root down
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