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When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.
Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”
Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”
See how far you can driving when you have to use the bathroom
I really lost at highway roulette after work yesterday
The inverse of Russian Roulette. All but one chamber is loaded, and whoever is the last one standing is the winner of the game, but the loser of life as they will have to go back to the labor camp.
Dmitry: "Hey Vlad, we're gonna play some Siberian Roulette. Care to join?"
Vlad: "I would, but I don't want to run the risk of going back to the gulag."
When you mix semen of two men and inject in a woman getting her pregnant by one of the two men
Awe man, David and I played “Baby Roulette” with Jenna last night. I hope I didn’t win.
Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.
Basically what you do for street roulette is to walk in a city with streetlights, going only in the direction of the walk light until you reach a place that looks like it would be fun.
For example, let's say you start at Bleecker and Macdougal. Follow the route with the walk sign. This should enable you to go in zig zags and you can end up at Central Park, The Plaza, Grey Dog's Coffee, etc.
I played street roulette for two hours and only ended up at a Starbucks.
When five or six guys take turns fucking you in the ass.
High School principal: I wanted to bring this to your attention, there was an incident where involving a rumor that one of the students received something called a roulette job.
Concerned parent: What the heck is a roulette job?
Head of the PTA: Oh, a roulette job is when you let five or six niggers take turn fucking you in the asshole