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Royal Mail

When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.

While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.

They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."

I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail.

by Pseudocrotch November 1, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


victory royale

A phrase that you will only see if you have sworn on your life that you will never lose your virginity.
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer

Andrew: guess what guys i just got a victory royale!
Josh: nobody fucking cares andrew!

by Ur mom's shrek hentai July 4, 2018

44๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Royal Ascot

Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.

Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"

by Chimm Ritchells May 24, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Palaye Royale

A Canadian band which consists of brothers Remington Leith Kropp, Emerson Barrett Kropp and Sebastian Danzig Kropp, firstly named Kropp Circle. *View also "best band"*

Hey do you know Palaye Royale?
You mean the best band ever? Of cOuRsE!1!!!1!!

by ghep September 29, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Royal Blood

A mainstream "hard rock" duo consisting of an indie vocalist/bassist that sounds like an pop singer and a decent drummer. Instrumentally a good band, but vocals and mainstream fans would put proper rock fans off listening to them.

Critic: "Vocalist makes the band shit and mainstream fans start to become obsessed by them. He has a very light voice that is associated with pop music and doesn't fit in to the background instrumentals. Due to popular obsession, they have potential to be big."

(Royal Blood)

by SweatyShinpads May 16, 2014

48๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant October 17, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Royal CW

Royal CW is a lego clan in a game called Combat Warriors and is filled with traps and femboys, bad clan!!!!

"Royal CW is a bad clan!!"
"NOOOOOO!!?!?!"

by BTR_JLO November 14, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž